Weird Al Yankovic

Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and i can't shake it off

Well, i went out to a party just the other night
I was jammin' to the music, i was feelin' alright
I was burning up the floor like a disco maniac
When my woman said, "baby, why's your hand behind you back?"

Gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
I said boogie (gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and i can't shake it off

I can't pick it off (uh uh)
I can't flick it off (uh uh)
I sure ain't gonna lick it off (oh no)
So i guess i'm gonna have to learn to live with it

I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
I gotta boogie (gotta boogie, uh huh, he's gotta boogie)
Gotta boogie on my finger and i can't shake it off

(boogie)
Gotta boogie
(boogie)

Hey, you wanna boogie? (no man, i don't wanna boogie)
Wanna boogie? (get that boogie out of my face)
Do any of you wanna boogie? (no!)

Gotta boogie on my finger
Gotta boogie on my finger
Gotta boogie on my finger and i can't shake it off

I visit mr. frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when i see mr. frump in his iron lung
This is what i hear him say

(deep breathing)

Y'know, mr. frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies, and best of all
He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "hi"
And then i ask him his opinion of the world situation
And i wait for mr. frump's reply, and mr. frump would say

(deep breathing)

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. frump's dying day
And now i bring to you the very last thing
That mr. frump had to say....

(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

Amen

I hear those ice cream bells and i start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yah, but chocolate's gettin' old
Vanilla just leaves me cold

There's just one flavor good enough for me, yah me
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what i need

Baby, i love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supple is gone
Then i'll be movin' on

But i'll be back on monday afternoon, you'll see
Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me
I'm singin'

I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me, ow

(oh, make it talk)

When i'm all alone, i just grab myself a cone
And if i get fat and loose my teeth that's fine with me
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key
Sing it

I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me

I love rocky road
So weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with

*i love rocky road
*so weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
*i love rocky road
*so have another triple scoop with

*i love rocky road
*so weren't you gonna buy half a gallon, baby
*i love rocky road
*so have another triple scoop with me

(parody of queen's another one bites the dust)


Riding in the bus down the boulevard
And the place was pretty packed (yeah!)
Couldn't find a seat so i had to stand
With the perverts in the back
It was smelling like a locker room
There was junk all over the floor
We're already packed in like sardines
But we're stopping to pick up more, look out

(chorus)
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another comes on and another comes on
Another one rides the bus
Hey, he's gonna sit by you
Another one rides the bus

There's a suitcase poking me in the ribs
There's an elbow in my ear
There's a smelly old bum standing next to me
Hasn't showered in a year
I think i'm missing a contact lens
I think my wallet's gone
And i think this bus is stopping again
To let a couple more freaks get on look out

(chorus)

(weird sound effects)

Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus
Another one rides the bus ow
Another one rides the bus hey hey
Another one rides the bus hey-ey-ey-ey

The window doesn't open and the fan is broke
And my face is turning blue (yeah)
I haven't been in a crowd like this
Since i went to see the who
Well i should've got off a couple miles ago
But i couldn't get to the door
There isn't any room for me to breathe
And now we're gonna pick up more

(chorus)

I don't care about your karma
I don't care about what's hip
No space cadet's gonna tell me what to do
I won't swim in your jacuzzi
You can't make me settle down
I'd rather kick and jump and bite and scratch
And scream until i'm blue
I may as well be hyper as long as i'm still around
'cause i'll have lots of time to be laid back
When i'm six feet underground.

(chorus)
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (i'll be mellow when i'm dead)
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (i'll be mellow when i'm dead)
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (i'll be mellow when i'm dead)
When are you cosmic cowboys gonna get it through your heads
I'll be mellow when i'm dead
I'll be mellow when i'm dead
I'll be mellow when i'm dead

I can't stand the smell of incense
I don't really like to jog
No joanie mitchell 8-tracks in the car (oooh)
I hate anything organic
Even health food makes me sick
You won't catch me sipping perrier
Down in some sushi bar, i tell you
Now's the time to go for all the gusto you can grab
You'll have plenty of time to be low-key
When you're laid out on the slab

(chorus)

Ow! bobcat!

I don't want no part of that vegetarian scene
I won't buy me a pair of designer jeans
No redwood hot tub to my name
I got all that i want and if it's all the same to you
I don't need a course in selfawareness
To find out who i am
And i'd rather have a big mac or a jumbo jack
Than all the bean sprouts in japan

Ah so don't ask me what i'm into
I don't need to prove i'm cool
I'll break your arm if you ask me what's my sign
I won't tell you where my head's at
I don't need to see no shrink
Psychosis may be in this year but i'm really not that kind
And i'm in no hurry to be casual
In fact i think i'll wait
Until i'm pushing up the daisies
Like wow, man, can you relate?


I'll be mellow when i'm dead
I'll be mellow when i'm dead
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (mellow when i'm dead)
I'll be mellow when i'm dead
I'll be mellow when i'm dead
I'll be mellow when i'm dead (mellow when i'm dead)
I'll be mellow when i'm dead
I'll be mellow when i'm dead .....wooooowww!

Well, hey how ya doin' have a seat have a drink
Boy it's good to see you, what can i say?
Oh, sorry gotta run we'll get together again
Say, what was your name anyway?
Well we're working on the problem we'll get back to you soon
But don't try to call me i'll be in a meeting every afternoon
For a year maybe longer keep in touch
Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day

(chorus)
The check's in the mail - hey! you're beautiful
Don't ever change you know what i mean
My girl will call your girl
We'll talk it through lunch
Or leave a message on my machine
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would i lie to you?

Well hey wait a minute what's the matter hold on
You want me to fork over the loot?
You say you hate my guts you wanna take me to court
And you got yourself a lawyer with a three-piece suit?
Well i'm proud to say you're not the only critic of mine (yeah)
So if you wanna sue me i'm afraid you're gonna have to wait in line
Take a number thanks for calling who loves you baby
Don't forget to read the fine print.

(chorus)

Oh, trust me!

The check's in the mail - hey! you're beautiful
Don't ever change, you know what i mean
Why don't you leave a message with my girl
I'll have lunch with your machine
So baby won't you sign on the dotted line
I'm gonna make your dreams come true
The check's in the mail, would i lie to you?
The check's in the mail, would i lie to you?