God Ween Satan-the Oneness

I'm cold + wet, can't ya hear what i'm sayin' to ya
Cold + wet it's the message i'm conveyin' to ya
How many times do i has to tell ya that i'm cold + wet?

Hot and dizzy you got me in a tizzy honey
Hot and dizzy you better get busy + make me some soup
Oh before i get sick

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I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit
I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet muthafuck

We in the mood to do our thang right now - mo hey now
Sunnyfish - melon jelly - ballin' the jack at the meatwagon now

I'm in the mood to move my body like a weasel, goddammit
4 - 8 - 16 feet to the left, goddammit
I'm in the mood to whip your body with a tire iron

Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 3 times, goddammit
Coon dog - ground hog - poop log - 1 time

I feel a tick in my head and he's sucking on my head
In the morning i'll be dead if he doesn't leave my head
Why can't he go away why does he have to stay
Maybe he wanna play but i can only say

That i'll get you, i'll burn you, i'll crush you, i'll flush you (down, down)
The toilet where you'll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick

I tried to get rid of my plague but i left some of his leg
And he grew back pretty quick so i stabbed the little prick
But now i cut my head -- in the morning i'll be dead
But even after still he'll find someone to kill

And he'll get you, i'll burn you, i'll crush you, i'll flush you (down, down)
The toilet where you'll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick

Blackjack
Big black betty (blackjack)
Little spanish eddie (big flapjack)
Blackjack
Indian black betty
<etc., repeats>

Ahhhhh, shit, ohhh shit
Ohhhhh jesus!

Ahhhh bumblebee
He stung me, stung me ahhhhh
He stung my brain
Awwwww

Weedeating vaughn's grass
A big bumblebee came right out
He stung me 47,000 times on my head
It hurt, it hurt, oh god it hurt so badly

Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me

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El camino
By ween 1990
On the "god-satan" album

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El camino


El camino -- blazing down the road
El camino -- ah, she's fast, never slow
El camino -- conquest of the night
El camino -- aztec machine speeding to the light

Toronado -- concienda il ma pweeb
Toronado -- ah, she rules the laws of speed
Toronado -- she's a bull of a machine
Toronado -- beauty like i've never seen

Cordoba -- hot siesta at high noon
Cordoba -- oh, she takes me to the moon
Cordoba -- oh, estienda ma chi esta que
Cordoba -- el puentes masto mehta

Cuondo cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo <repeat 14x>

--(this part taken from jefferson starship's white rabbit,
Who got the idea from lewis carroll's "alice in wonderland" story):

"one pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all."
--

El camino -- blazing down the road
El camino -- ah, she's fast, never slow
El camino -- conquest of the night
El camino -- aztec machine speeding to the light

Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
Jumped in.....
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
Said somethin' to show me the blimp, babe
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
I got me this big weasel out!

Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel
Got a weasel teazel my pleazel got a weasel
Got a weasel it's a pleazal mah bay!

Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
It come through the roof in a blimp!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
Weasel flying upstairs in the air!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah weasel -- got a weasel
I got the weasel jumped in the air!

Weasel, teazel pleazel pleazel
Got a weasel it's a teazel mah pleazel
Got a weasel pleazel my pleazel pleazel weasel
Got a weasel it's a pleazal mah bay!

Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
Weasel flyin' around up in the ceiling!
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel
He jumped upstairs and down again!
Yeah!

Let me tell you 'bout the fucking bitch, deaner!
Why'd you know she's a fucking bitch?
She didn't - she's a fucking bitch, deaner!

Common bitch, my head itch
Scratch it bitch, common bitch
Common bitch, little girl

Common bitch, wear good stitch
Fetch it bitch, common bitch
Common bitch, little girl

Common bitch, poppa's home
No shit, common bitch
Common bitch, little girl

And when the sun, it turns to snow
And the grass doesn't grow
Don't laugh, i love you
I could look outside my window every day
But you wouldn't be there to there come and play
Don't laugh, i love you

Ernest hemingway (ernest hemingway)
Would always be there for me (would always be there for me)
But now (ernest hemingway) ernest hemingway is dead (is dead now)

If i could get you back someday
Don't you say you're going away
Don't laugh, i love you
And if you locked me in the sun
To the tinkle i would run
Don't laugh, i love you

Nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu
Nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu
I love you, i love you, i love you, i love you
Don't laugh, i love you
I love you, i love you, i love you, i love you

(oooh...ohhheee..watch it...giveittome..blahblahblah...
Watchit...ooheee...giveittome, etc.)

Squelch the little weasel, crush him before he spawns
Break it to me gently, but with merriment and song
Squelch the little weasel, juice him as he bleeds
Feed him to the many, for thoust their souls shall weep

Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth
Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth
I was just a puppet until the clouds caved in
Bless me now you are sacred my flesh betwixt my skin

Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth
Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth

<ween is in big trouble, dudes>

[interpolation of prince's "shockadelica" and "alphabet street", with extra lyrics by ween]

Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, yeah

<"shockadelica" section:>
The lights go out, the smell of doom
I'll bet is creeping into your lonely room
The bed's on fire, your fate is sealed
And you're so tired, and the reason is camille-mille
Shockadelica
The girl must be a witch
She's got your mind, body, and soul hitched
Shockadelica
You need a second opinion
But she never wears a stitch
So you can't take her home, she's got you tied with a golden rope
She won't let you play your guitar
And when you've cried enough
Maybe she'll let you up
For a nasty ride in her shockadeli-car
Gonna make you beg!

Gonna make you beg
Gonna make you spread your leg
Gonna want it, gonna get it
And you'll never regret it
<repeats throughout song>

[unintelligible rap]

<"alphabet street" rap:>
Talk to me lover, come on tell me what you taste
Didn't your mama tell you life is to good to waste?
Didn't she tell you that lovesexy was the glam of them all?
If you can hang, you can trip on it
You surely won't fall
No side effects and the feeling last forever
Straight up - it tastes good
It makes you feel clever
You kiss your enemies like you know you should
Then you jerk your body like a horny pony would
You jerk your body like a horny pony would
Now run and tell your mama about that!

Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your cunt
Let me eat your body, baby, let me make you squeal and grunt
Let me show you how to please me baby
Let me show you how to tease me baby
Baby baby babe get down on your knees
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy

Come on baby, i got somethin' to say
Let me lick your pussy
I wanna say i wanna lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
I ain't messin' around - i ain't messin' around
I'm sayin' baby
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy

Oh baby, come here, let me tell you somethin'
How's your pussy baby?
Now we've all got something, you know what i mean?
You've got your pussy
Right there between your legs, baby
You know what it is, don't you? it's a pussy!
Oooh yeah!
You know what i wanna do what that pussy, baby?
You know what i wanna do?
Yeah, don't you, don't you, baby
Take it out, wanna take it to town
Make it feel good for me, bring it back to my place
Then i'm gonna...can you imagine baby?
Let me lick your pussy, oohooohooh
Let me lick your pussy, let me lick your pussy
Let me lick your pussy, oooh baby
Let me lick, let me lick, let me lick your pussy
Come here baby!

First we'll take a bath
Then i'll get my towel, baby
I'll wrap you up - i'm gonna wrap you up in my towel, baby
You know what i'm gonna do then
I just wanna say - you know baby, i could give a great massage
Oh, you can, gener?
I say, yeah baby, i give you a massage like, like thirteen kings, baby
Oh, gener!
I say, what you got between your legs, baby?
What does that have to do with a massage, baby?
You know, you know what i really want...it's your pussy baby
I wanna lick your pussy baby
Yeah, you know what i'm saying
You know what i'm saying
You got me going baby
Oh, you got me going like i never thought i'd go before
Shit baby! come here! let me lick your pussy!
Let me lick your pussy, baby
Let me lick your pussy!

Take it, deaner!

Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot

Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud

Float away on a cotton ball
We write songs about the clouds
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot

Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud

Drift away on a puffy cloud
Go away on a puffy cloud
My brain is dead from too much pot
'cause (gene) (dean) and i smoke too much pot

Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud
Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud

Bop-shoo-wanne-wanne <repeats in background>

Up on the hill, down by the river
By the ocean, across the field
By the word of the boognish
I said, "lordy lordy lord, i'm comin' home"
(lordy lordy lord, i'm comin' home)

When i was younger my momma told me
She said "gener, i wanna smell it."
And then she smelled it and it was smelly
And she said, "lordy lordy lord, i'm comin' home"
(lordy lordy lord, i'm comin' home)

In a dream said he was comin'
Boognish was risin' up from the mist
He held the scepter of wealth and power
And said, "by god, i've come to take you home."
(by god, i've come to take you home)

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