The Lost Tapes

I can see
By the look on your face
That you've got ringworm.
I'm very sorry but,
I have to tell you that
You've got ringworm.
It's a very common disease.
Actually, you're very luck to have
Ringworm
'cause you may have
Had somethin' else.
Oooh, aaahhh...
Uuunnnhhhaaahhnnn...
You've got ringworm.
Oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh....

Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it, do it.
Do your thing.
Do your thing.
Do your thing.
Ssshhgguuuhh, do your thing.
Do it.
Aaannwww.
Ooohhh.
Put voices in the background,
And, uhh, uhh,
We'll get,
And we'll get herbie lovelle to play drums.
Do it.
Do it, do it.

Shake and roll.
Shake and roll baby.
All night long.
All night long.
You can shake.
You can roll.
All night long.
You can shake and roll baby.
Just like that.
Mmmmm, yes, yes, yes.
Shake and roll baby.

All the bits.
No, ya' see, ya' get, ya' get a thing goin' like that,
It's uh, uhh...
And then, you put it on the end, ya' go
"dahnt-dahn," you know, like that,
At the end of the lyrics,
"dahnt-dahn"...
"dahnt-dahn"...
"dahnt-dahn", that's nice,
"dahnt-dahn"
"dahnt-dahn", that kinda riff, ya' see, get it...
"dahnt-dahn"...
"dahnt-dahn"...
"dahnt-dahn", choke up on it,
"dahnt-dahn"
"dahnt-dahn", and we'll put all the bits in.
"dahnt-dahn"
"dahnt-dahn"
"a-dahnt-dahn"
"a-dahnt-dahn"
"a-dahnt-dahn"...

Hey, where you gonna go for yourself?
I think you should go for yourself.
I think you should go for yourself this time.
I think this time you should go for yourself.
I think you should go for yourself this time.
This time i think you should go down funky broadway.
Oh, baby, baby.
Baby, i wanna get a job down funky broadway.
Go for yourself.
Go for yourself.
Go for yourself.
Go for yourself baby.
Go for yourself.
I think you should go for yourself.
Go for yourself.

Up your mind,
If you've got a mind.
Up your mind,
If you've got a...
I think you've got
About one living cell in your brain.
But that's alright, that's cool.
Up your mind.
Wooo-oooh-oooh-oooh-ooh.
Baby, baby, baby.

Do the wobble baby.
Do the wobble.
Do the wobble.
Do the wobble baby.
Do the wobble baby.
Do the wobble baby.
Come on baby,
Do the wobble.
Come on baby,
Do the wobble.
Do the wobble.
Do the wobble baby.
Wobble baby.
Come on baby.
Come on baby.
Do the wobble baby, baby, baby.
Do the wobble.
Do the wobble baby.
Do the wobble.
Do the wobble baby.

Just ball.
Just ball.
Just ball.
Just ball.
Just ball.
Just ball.
That's all.
That's all.
Just ball.
That's all.
Just ball.
Sock it to me.

Drive and wail.
Go to jail.
You look so pale when ya' do the drive and wail.
Sock it to me baby.
One more time.
Just-a one more time.
Sock it to me baby.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
Sock it to me baby.
Oh yeah.
Sock it to me.
Drive and wail baby.

Stomp and scream baby.
Oh baby.
Stomp and scream baby.
Wail baby.
Do the thing.
Move it 'round.
Just a little bit.
Come on baby.
Ya' got a good thing goin'.
Yes, yes.
Baby.
Stomp and scream baby.
Don't mean maybe.
You're my baby.
You're my baby.
I don't mean maybe.

Hold on george,
George hold on.
Hold on george,
George hold on.
Hold on george,
George hold on, yeah.
Sock it to me.
Hold on.
Hold on george.
Sock it to me.
Do the boogaloo.
Anything you wanna do.
Hold on.

Shake it mable.
You look so good.
Everytime you shake it, mable.
Hey mable,
A-where ya' gonna shake it, mable?
"i'm goin' down to shake it down funky broadway, baby."
Can i come along with you?
"no you can't.
I'm gonna shake it all over funky broadway, baby."
Hey mable, can i come down to funky broadway, baby?
I wanna come along with you.
I wanna come down to funky broadway, mable.
Maybe you and me get together and get screwed, baby.
Funky broadway, yeah.

You say "france"
And i'll whistle.
You say "france"
And i'll whistle.
I'll whistle,
You say "france".
No, you say "france" and i'll whistle.
No, no, you whistle and i'll say "france".
No, no, you say "france" and i'll whistle.
Yeah, you whistle, i'll say "france", yeah.
No, no,
You say "france" and i'll whistle.

Sing your hollywood sixteen
Runnin' 'round the gravel green.
Sing your hollywood sixteen
Runnin' 'round the gravel green.
Mmmmm...
Yes, now get it, now get it together, go.
Bumm-bumm.
Now bumm-bumm-bumm-bumm-bumm,
Bumm-bumm-bumm...
And then we'll get, we'll get six gui-,
Six guitars,
And then we'll get six guitars and we'll,
We'll get fourt-, get, and we'll get,
We get herbie lovelle to play drums,
And we'll have a good session,
And we...

I'm waiting
For my royalty check to come,
And it still hasn't come yet.
It's about a year
Over due.
I guess it's coming
From the big royalty check in the sky.
I waited and the mailman
Never dropped it in my letterbox.
Oh, oh-oh, oh...
I guess it's a big royalty check in the sky.
Oooh baby.
But you can't
Beat the tax man
And me
All at once.

Hang on groovy, groovy hang on.
Hang on groovy, groovy hang on.
Hang on groovy, groovy hang on.
Hang on groovy, groovy hang on.
Let your hair hang down groovy.
Groovy, groovy, groovy, groovy.
Hang on groovy.
You're in the groove.
Groovy, groovy, groovy.
Groovy, hang on.