A Wizard, A True Star

Instrumental

Cool jerk, cool jerk, cool jerk, cool jerk
This cat they're talking about
I wonder who could it be
'cause i know i'm the heaviest cat
The heaviest cat you ever did see
When you see me walking down the street
And they clapping and they speak
All the business they wish to whisper it
But they know i'm the king of the cool jerks
Ah ha ha
Look at them guys looking at me like i'm a fool
Ah but deep down inside they know i'm cool
I said now,
I said now the moment of truth has finally come
When i was gonna do some, some of that cool jerk
All right, now i want to hear a little bit
Of the drums by himself here
All right, now i want to hear a little bit of
A bass with those eighty-eights
All right, now let's hear the organ player fall in
All right now everybody, i wanna hear you howl
Ah you're cooking, you're smoking
Come on people can you do it?

You're prettier than all the world
And i'm so proud, i'm so proud, i'm so proud of you
'cause you're only one fellow's girl
I'm so proud, i'm so proud, i'm so proud of you
I'm so proud of being loved by you
And it would hurt, hurt to know,
If you ever were untrue, yeah
Sweeter than the taste of a cherry so sweet
Yeah, and i'm so proud, i'm so proud,
I'm so proud of you
Compliments to you from all the people we meet
Yes babe and i'm so proud, i'm so proud,
I'm so proud of you
I'm so proud of being loved by you

Pretty bird with feathers falling
Pretty as a lady calling
For her pink and midnight lover
As she stares into the water

And a yellow moon is rising
And there can't be no disguising
That the pretty bird is dying
With a silver arrow lying at its side

Rivers of blood,
Oceans of tears,
Life without death,
And death without reason

To the whole united nations,
To your greatest expectations
To the moment that you realize
As a dark figure slips from out of the shadow

Pretty bird closes its eyes, pretty bird dies
Another pretty thing dead on the end of the shaft
Of the zen archer

A man in parts forgotten
With an outlook that is rotten
And an attitude to match it
Finds relief inside a hatchet
And he halved someone in boulder
Justifiability is in the hands of the beholder
And you just don't know what people will do next

Mountains of pain,
Valleys of love,
Death without life,
And life without meaning

To the promise kept and broken
To the love that's never spoken
Just as surely as i'm in your ears
A dark figure slips from out of the shadow

I did you wrong
My heart went out to play
But in the game i lost you
What a price to pay
I'm crying - ooh baby, baby

Mistakes
I know i've made a few
But i'm only human
You've made mistakes too
I'm crying - ooh, baby, baby

I'm just about at
The end of my rope
But i can't stop trying
I can't give up hope

'cause i believe
One day i'll hold you near
Whisper i still love you
Until that day is here
I'm crying - ooh baby, baby

Everyone is mine,
No one left behind and there's more
Wait another year,
Utopia is here and there's always more

There is cause and effect
There's a reason i'm so erect
There's last night and there's today
There's a reason you feel this way
Is it my name?
Don't miss the boat barry, don't miss the plane
I don't think i can make this scene again
Why don't you love me?
Is it my name?

All the lies, all the truth,
All the things that i offer you
All the sights, all the sounds
All the times that you turn me down
Is it my name?
My voice goes so high you would think i was gay
But i play my guitar in such a man-cock way
Why don't you love me?
It is my name?

You only love me for my machine

Mom's old fashion cooking
Caviar and champagne
A meal at mcdonald's
Nothing fills a man when he's hungry for love
Give him love, make him feel all right
Give him love, help him sleep at night
Give him love, give him one more bite
He's hungry for love (give him that)

An ounce of sweet jamaican
A snowy spoon of powder
A half a pint of bushmill's
Nothing gets you high when you're hungry for love
Give me love, make me feel all right
Give me love, help me sleep at night
Give me love, give me one more bite
I'm hungry for love (give me love, give me love)

Dada dali goodbye, dada dali don't sigh
Your soft alarm clocks quake me
So boil your beans and meet me at perignon station
Crutch me dali again, lobster telephone friend
Stay in your seat, watch what you eat
If you don't get a dead mule then you'll know i'm in heat
Dada dali hello, dada dali you're just another onionhead

Many guys have come to you
With a line that wasn't true
And then you pass them by
Now you're in the center ring
And their lies don't mean a thing
Why won't you let me try
Now i don't have a diamond ring
I don't even know a song to sing
All i know is la la means
I love you

If i ever saw a girl
That i needed in this world
You are the one for me
Let me take you in my arms
And fill you with my charms
I'm sure that you will see
The things i am saying are true
And the way that i say them to you
Can't you hear me, la la means
I love you

The blessing of the turtles, the eggs lay on the lawn
Paint a pretty picture for me to sit upon
The calling of the rabbit, the falling of the hare
The hat man then begins to play, a song is everywhere

You want the obvious
You'll get the obvious
Tell them groucho said, you're just another onionhead

Another virgin mary, another case is shut
Have another helping, prime cut of baby's butt
A sip of holy water, a shot of saving grace
Another western mystic, the words pore out my face

You want the obvious
You'll get the obvious
I'll shave my skull instead, be just another onionhead

Daddy don't like it but mommy still wonders, sweet boy
But you're allowed to try it and i point no fingers
Sweet boy, but i'm still wonderin' what it means, boy
You hold your wrist so limply
You don't have to camp around

Save all your money, go confess on sunday, sweet boy
And you get your copy of "honey,"
Back on the street by monday
Sweet boy, but tell me where does that leave me, boy
Save the satin undies, don't pluck out your eyebrows
Stow the mincey lisping, you don't have to camp around