Tha Last Meal

snoop
yo uh huh
i'ma try somethin different on this right here
but i know y'all gon' feel it
cause i know y'all feel me
it's some real shit right here y'knahmsayin
i ain't never did it like this before
check this out

snoop singing
i'm the kind of g that everybody knows
but i'm so low key when it comes to hoes
i never break the rules and that's just how it goes
all my friends and foes know that's just how it goes
i can flip the script but i chose not to this time
there's so much to say with so little time but i like it
yes i like it
i'm gon' dip dive socialize and get high
i wish my people had other ways
i'm thankful that a brother's paid that a brother's paid
but how can i be happy my hair is still nappy
i miss my grandpappy
i wanna do right but the world is wrong
that's why i'm singin this song

chorus
i'm tryin to stack a dollar pop my collar while i'm singin my song
y'all niggaz better leave me alone i think you better leave me alone
i think y'all betta leave me alone i think you better leave me alone
i'm tryin to stack a dollar pop my collar while i'm singin my song
you bitches better leave me alone i think you better leave me alone
i think y'all betta leave me alone i think you better leave me alone

snoop singing
there's so much goin on out there in the world today
all these ladies players gangsters and suckers
i get caught up sometimes some of the people i hang with
they turn out to be snitches bitches yeah they switches
but you know like i know i can't stop doin what i got to do
i'ma keep doin what i got to i'ma keep doin y'know
everywhere i go the game is the same
people lookin at me want me to say somethin
want me to do somethin but i don't know nuttin
if i ain't gettin paid i can't drop no rhymes
i can't do nothin for you no mo' i ain't got that kinda time
and they know

chorus w/ minor variations

snoop singing
i try to be to myself and try to stay away from the world
but the world just keeps runnin after me runnin after me
i try to shield myself away from all the wickedness
but somehow the wickedness is in my circle what am i to do
i try to ask god to help me get through this
what am i to do to this just do this let's do this
so i continue to mash day by day day by day
i continue to play play by play
and i con tinue to spit my manuscript spit it
and say what i want to say say it
and i do it to ya ev ery day

chorus w/ minor variations

snoop dogg
leave me alone i think you better leave me alone
leave me alone leave me alone better leave me alone
if it don't pay you wrong leave me alone
i think you better leave me alone leave me alone
leave me alonnnne leave me alonnnne
if it don't pay you wrong

snoop
let cho' mind not be confused
if you can walk this walk nigga take my shoes
new fools you fools these fools all y'all
talkin bad about me and my motherfuckin dawg
he ain't trippin i ain't trippin but y'all niggaz still dissin
to me some of these suckers'll never get it
full clip and if i miss it i'ma tip it on the crip
and dogghouse in your mouth now tell me how you livin
who the villain you the villain nigga ren is the villain
my homey from the c p t cold chillin
now as time flies by i see the game gettin mo' reala
as i get mo' scrilla can you dig it
i always tend to come widdit
gravy train on your brain nigga come get it
i'm too young to retire i'm havin fun wit it
see when you learn what to do with it i'll be done with it
come with it

chorus kokane snoop
go just go away go a way
s niggaz can't be trusted
k just come back another day
s niggaz be on bitch shit
k just go far a way
s niggaz get it twisted
just go a way

snoop dogg
now she said she don't like a g
well listen here bitch get the fuck from 'round me
you thought you was bout to get a drink on me
i put hands on you bitch like suga free
i always let a bitch know her boundaries
same with a nigga i treat him like a flea
you claim to be you aim to be in my spot
motherfucker you will get popped blaow
not knowin who you fuckin wit niggaz be on bitch shit
nigga we be fuckin quick nigga we ain't talkin shit
when the heat's niggaz be on bitch shit
tryin to get somewhere coverin up they biscuit
and then he in the club all up on my dilznick
but when i leave you niggaz pullin trick shit
but it's cool cause niggaz gonna miss this
cause i'ma keep it all business what is this

chorus

snoop dogg
i said let yo' mind not be confused
if you can walk this walk nigga take my shoes
you fools these fools new fools all y'all
talkin bad about me and my motherfuckin dawg
he ain't trippin i ain't trippin but y'all niggaz still dissin
look here some of these niggaz'll never get it
full clip and if i miss it i'ma tip it on the crip
and dogghouse in your mouth now tell me how you livin
who the villain you the villain nigga ren is the villain
my homey from the c p t cold chillin
now as time fly i see the game gettin mo' reala
as i get mo' scrilla can you dig it
i always tend to come widdit
gravy train on your brain nigga come get it
too young to retire i'm havin fun wit it
when you learn what to do with it i'll be done with it
come with it

chorus

snoop dogg
yeah i'm bout to go far away
so far you might not see me
my nigga meech on the beat
we takin over this motherfucker ha ha
and they thought we fell off
fell all up in your motherfuckin ass
be ii ee ii itch
kokane aww that's funky right there
puttin it back on the map
uhh let me hear some dawg
ahhh as we take your mind
to a dimension you never thought existed

chorus

vocals ad lib to end

i am shag da dpg funk
and i hate water i never liked to swim
ahh put me down
let go of my leg
i hate water
i cant swim
ahhhhh

no matter where i go you got your eyes on me
and everybody is sittin around waitin on me
show us how ya do it uncle snoopy
so move over with yo technique you niggaz gunna respect me
man i was doin this shit before i even learned how to crawl dawg
gettin in the blue by mutha fuckas like a rawl dawg
and niggas wanna know if i smoke new ports or marlboros
man im fuckin with that bril shit
nigga can you feel this
i make that shit up for millions

yeah
a little something for all the o g s out there
that put the foundation together
was doin' this thang
before i knew what to do with this thang right here
ya know
but just to let them know what time it is
and how we get down
me kokane and battlecat
gone let y'all know how we do this thang here
check this out y'all

we stay on point like stacey adams

24 hours a day 7 days a week can ya dig it
that's real talk baby
you know what
we stay on point like stacey adams
that's real talk right there baby
stacey adams

verse 1

i'm in a 3 piece suit
looking too cute
mashin' flashin'
lookin' for a prostitute
boo boo you got that loot
i'm watchin' you you watchin' me
it's all to the gravy cuz it's v i p
and everythang in here movin' belong to me
that component set was given to me
by a pimp buddy of mine disco d
he told me frisco e
this here gone be
the baddest pimp nigga that you ever gone see
colder than fillmore slim
tilt that brim
snoop dogg gone sell that trick
keep it crackin' like pistachios
get that money
and continue to mash these hoes
and when the player's ball roll around again
i'm guaranteed to win
you know why
cuz we

chorus

we stay on point like stacey adams
24 hours a day 7 days a week
yea yea

you know why
we stay on point like stacey adams
you know that's all we know how to do
stacey adams
gee'd up to the feet up

verse 2

not only that but uhh
make it spectacular
put on my black cape
and look like blackula
smack ya up with the shit that i drop
911 call the cops
there's a bitch snitch
ain't that a bitch
i can't trust nobody in this sonofabitch
i get rich on the fakers who hate
bakin' my cake
and catch the lakers at 8
on channel 9
pop a bottle of wine
then at 10 hit the club
with my nephew dub
11 30 talkin' dirty to this little birdy
i'm trying to get mine early
i can't be seen with your girly
continue to mash these hoes
i keep it crackin' like pistachios
i get the money first
with no rehearsal
snoop d o double g
still controversial
aahhh

chorus 3x

woman ya baby
snoop ya playa
woman ya baby
snoop that's some real pimp shit right here
snoop these bitches is outta line man
man what's the matter dog you can't control your bitches
snoop check this out man

chorus kokane
i got bitches all in my game that don't even know my name
then pump your brakes you hoes
biotch
you could talk all day behind my back but wont say shit in my face
then pump your brakes you hoes
biotch
you are then one you are then one
you are then one you are then one you are then one hooo
you are sexy sexy sexy you are so sexy
you are then one you are then one
you are then one you are then one you are then one hoo hoo
you are sexy sexy sexy hmmm

snoop
carla darla charlene and camina
tereka and erika they love to take care of her
real motherfucker from the dpg
keesha resha tammy and renesha
i appreciate the way y'all skate
when the clock hit eight
now april and kate
y'all be doin' too much
running your mouths
fuckin shit up you gotta get up
cus i done had enough
getting sick and tired of the same stuff
you told kamil and she told karla
and she told april and now they all know
but i could give a fuck 'cus all y'all my hoes
so all that confronting the real nigga on site
today is today last night was last night
as i leaned with my hand on my balls
i had to really check these bitches and tell then like this dog

chorus

snoop
nina do this and tina do that
sabrina sakina nigga them all my hood rats
back in the days when i was on the
at an early age man
i was on the
non stop i beat it up and tell that bitch to get going
they be like hot butter on a breakfast toast
hollarin' out poppin' a collar out
and talkin' shit on the phone to me at my baby moma's house
who's she look here bitch do you know who the fuck i am
you better read your motherfuckin' first telegram
you remind me of this bitch that used to work for me
had to cut the bitch up 'cus she tried to get too close to me
and tried to confront me at a club one night
fuckin' with her friend a fake bitch is that right
but you know i had to stop and appause
and i put my hand on my balls and said what's up dog

chorus

snoop
i got my own spot and i got my own keys
so can't no bitch talk shit to me
like kiki did me bitch changed the locks
and kicked me up outta spot
i learned a lesson i wasn't guessin' or stressin'
i got another bitch and she was at the home
she said she needed a companion
shit i needed a chaperone plus a new home
snap crack it's on
but in no time at all seems she fell in love
but i wasn't ready for that
topcat had to scat
i hit her friend from the back
while she was at work workin'
i was jerkin' that skirt
and fuckin with all her friends that was flirtin'
and when she found out she told me that that shit hurt boo hoo
a week later she fell in love with my homeboy kurt
bitch you a'int shit but dirt for dirt biotch

chorus x2

shoop
this is a sexy bitch

music fades out

funkafied version of the people's court tv show in the background

mac minista
mac minista in defense of the honorable snoop dogg
the anti player has filed and submitted an alpha davit
in the game court with trumped up charges against
my client snoop dogg tha doggfather for 227 counts
of flexing his g's popping his p's
dotting his i's and crossing his t's
the anti player has filed and submitted an alpha davit
in the game court with trumped up charges against
my client snoop dogg tha doggfather for 357 counts
of verbal and reckless endangerment
from the million dollar mouthpiece
and leaving these super sap suckers
discombobulated and confused and shook up like a pair of dice
the anti player has filed and submitted an alpha davit
in the game court charging my client snoop dogg
tha doggfather for distributing and manufacturing game
crossing state and county lines with the intent to pimp the system
now if you wanna judge tha doggfather
bring him before 12 g's and open up his files
and you will see that ever since snoopy was a pup
his tail was straight up ready to shake rattle and roll
and charge from a hoe to a henchman about his pension
so all you jerks with them 11 words
comin out of your 2 mouth
about a multi million dollar crip
who's got the mind of a bid'ness man the heart of a tyrant
and the tongue of a mack i said
he's a five star guerilla crip with bars and stars
while you suckers is lookin for stripes
his game is as sharp as a mosquito's needle
and with this in mind i'm gonna ask the game court
to grant a motion of 995 grounds of dismissal