Great Adventures Of Slick Rick

(chorus: repeat 4x)
A teenage love, a teenage love
Don't, don't hurt me again

[verse one]
Aye sport, here's a thought from the old school crew
A serious situation we all go through
It deals with your feelins, so hear what i say
It's like a dyke, but nothing seems to go your way
Bust this, two people, they really like each other
He says their's no one else
And she claims there is no other
The feelins are same, and you receive a notion
To reveal your inner thoughts deeply hit emotions

(chorus:4x)

[verse two]
Precious times, hopin they won't end
Tell your mother bout your lover
Or so your best friend
Ya mighty proud while your holdin her hand
Boys, yo that's my woman, and girls, yeah that's my man
This pressure brings a sort of warmth to your heart
And everything seems so great at the start
For she loves him, and he also loves her
And it's hard to turn back to who the person you were
But later on, problems start to occur
And the bond, which combines, y'all turn into a blur
For the feelins were the same, now here's the score
You love him to much, and they don't love him anymore
Or did you have to choose a number
Or because your not bein true
Or maybe they're just plain sick of seein you
Word, now it might seem strange
You better take his quick, and make the right change

Guess who's back (3x)

Hey young world... the world is yours
Hey young world... the world is yours
Young world young world... the world is yours
Young wo-ah-huh-huh-huh-urld

This rap here... it may cause concern it's
Broad and deep... why don't you listen and learn
Love mean happiness... that once was strong
But due to society... even that's turned wrong
Times have changed... and it's cool to look bummy
And be a dumb dummy and disrespect your mummy
Have you forgotten... who put you on this earth?
Who brought you up right... and who loved you since your birth?
Reward is a brainwashed kid goin wild
Young little girls already have a child
Bad company... hey, now you've been framed
Your parents are hurting... hurting and ashamed
You're ruining yourself... and your mommy can't cope
Hey, little kids don't follow these dopes
Here's a rule for the non cool... your life, don't drool
Don't be a fool like those that don't go to school
Get ahead... and accomplish things
You'll see the wonder and the joy life brings
Don't admire thieves... hey they don't admire you
Their time's limited, hardrocks too
So listen, be strong, scream whoopee-doo
Go for yours, cause dreams come true
And you'll make your mommy proud... so proud of you too
And this is a message... that the ruler rick threw
And it's true

"you know, you know what, you know what, you know what?
We like to party, like to party"
(repeat 3x)

Hey young world, the world is yours
Hey young world

"yo peep this"

Hey mr. bigshot... hey, don't you look fly?
But you don't have a nickle... ohhhh, my my my
You've been fightin again and, you forgot why
Hey kid, walk straight, master your high
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... because you make your family cry
And all jokes aside, are you in good health?
Hey little boy... now have you really checked yourself?
You're a disgust, you know someone that i can't trust, you'd
Steal mom's welfare... and you'd run and buy some dust, and
Plus, a must so... bigshot you're not
Your friends are talkin and i'm hearin that your girls are what?
You didn't know? go steal and rob
And while you're at it... go get a suit for a j-awhh-ob
You see you're actin like this urge is demandin
C'mon, wake up... have some understandin
Society's a weak excuse for a man
It's time for the brothers... rap is trying to take the stand
Believe it or not, the lord still shines on you deep
Guides you... and he watched you as you grew, plus
Past the age of... a little child, that's true
But folks your age don't act like you do, so
So be mature... and put the point to a halt
And if you're over eighteen... i wish you'd act like an adult
Don't live in a world... of hate hate hate
Pull yourself together... and get yourself straight
Men don't steal... hey, most don't borrow
And if you smoke crack... your kids'll smoke crack tomorrow
So be more mature... and kids do your chores
Make your own money... hey, be proud that's yours
You know why, cause that's a man... that's brains no spite
Stayin out of trouble... when it comes in sight
And a man never loses a fight... in god's sight
Cause righteous laws are overdue
And this is a message that the ruler rick threw
And it's true

"you know, you know what, you know what, you know what?
We like to party, like to party"
(repeat 3x)

Hey young world, the world is yours
Hey young world...

"yo peep this...
Mc... ricky... d...
The grand wizzard...
And his partner...
And his and his and his partner...
Say what?
La-di! da-di! la-di! da-di! (repeat 2x)
La-di-da-di..."

Excuse me, i'm trying to earn a mere buck or two
A solemn rapper come in -- and who the fuck are you?
Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur
"i'm trying to enter in this rap contest you're havin sir"
You're kinda late "flat tire" well that'd do it cuz
Well alright, pay me now, and you'll be at the hub
"i hope i don't mess up, or run out of breath, or even brick"
Don't worry hon you're hittin em harder than a fuckin brick
"but what do you think van?" please, no one can serve us
"wish me luck dear, i'm scared and i'm nervous"
So who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Now everytime i write dope raps they come vickin it
Now you know the title of this, so start lickin it
Lips kickin it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it
So when you think you're prepared, i keep stickin it
Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light
Now who the one you're trying to be like with all your might
And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race
Best give me space before i fly in they fuckin face
Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods
Don't worry about a thing cause ricky rick is bringin home the goods
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Now everything that come out your mouth, sound like it's out of spite
I'm back on a mission and this time i'm gonna anchor right
That's right, ads help, he's improvin it
"thank gosh rick! we love the way you're movin it"
Who's hittin rough in eighty-eight i bet your momma knows
Backslap you all down like i were dominoes
Stun em all, come on y'all, give me a taste of life
Act trife, i'll let my dog cold fuck ya wife
So be my friend and don't pretend you will not be forgiven
You're cleaning house up to the master, that's how we both are livin
So who will stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

Go vance wright! go rick! look at the style we bring
How come you cannot write a rap that will erase the king
The girls you watch are now entranced now when they see me slam
Shit on motherfuckers and i tell them who the fuck i am
My name is rick, but now you know who's rulin it
Pump the world and the dj put the fuel in it
Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word
Who write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heard
I eat you up and give your girl a bowl of puppy chow
You understand alright? hello! i'm tryin to tell you now
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the dj calls... lick the balls!

here we go,
Once upon a time not long ago,
When people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
When laws were stern and justice stood,
And people were behavin' like they ought ta good,
There lived a lil' boy who was misled,
By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
"me & you, ty, we gonna make sum cash,
Robbin' old folks and makin' ah dash",
They did the job, money came with ease,
But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another and a sista and her
Brotha,
Tried to rob a man who was a d.t. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
He said "keep still, boy, no need for static",
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "why'd ya hit me
?",
The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
"i'll do years if i pull this trigga",
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
Cop radioes it to another lady cop,
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
A shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
Looked around good and from expectations,
So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations,
But she was coming and he made a left,
He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
Then he made his move to an abandoned building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
Opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope,
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said "i need bullets, hurry up, run!"
The dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
He went outside but there was cops all over,
Then he dipped into a car, a stolen nova (?),
Raced up the block doing 83,
Crashed into a tree near university,
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
Rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
Grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic,
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o'
Lead,
He told the cops "back off or honey here's dead",
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
So he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
Before long the lil' boy got surrounded,
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
And this is the way i must end this story,
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
The cops shot the kid, ta still hear him scream,
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
Just another case 'bout the wrong path,
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast(?).

Good night.

Well i'm sittin on my lunch break, grinnin my teeth (my teeth)
It's the last day of the week, boy what a relief (relief)
My muscles kind of ache, they felt rigid and stuff
So i looked around, and i smoked this big fat spliff
Now i'm happy as can be i'm in this pothead spell
I put some visine in my eyes so that no one can tell
It's 12:55 almost time for the bell
Put the breathmints in the mouth so that the mouth don't smell
Now back on the job, i don't bother no one
I keep strictly to myself and all my work gets done
Now the job's finally over it's time to have fun
And i'm hangin out with trevor there's a kid named john
Got real drunker than a skunk and happy as can be
We went, to the latin quarters and we got in free
Scoopin all the girls like nuttin with my trunk jewelry
Cause i'ma fly brown brother and you can't school me
Boogie down was performin hey they ain't no joke
And a bunch of brooklyn kids was lookin all down my throat
Was it my big chains with the big plates on em?
Then they rolled on me and told me to run em

This was the moment i feared...
"hey yo homeboy take off your chains man
Bout to hurt you real fuckin bad, i'm gonna fuck you up"
This was the moment i feared...
"yo what's the matter stupid? take the shits off man!
The fuck is up?"

I said, "they're really not real, they're just a front for the girls"
Then a whole bunch of fists just, caved my world
I was in pain, so ashamed, i wish i had not came
Had to kindly pick up my face and then ride home on the train, then
I went to an open store that's where i brought/bought me a quart
Then i went to the park, and i sat and i thought
I seen danny boy though he's with his girl named sarah
In one of his cars, i think this one's a bravera
She calls out to me, but, i really couldn't hear her
So i went just a little bit closer so i'd hear a little clearer
She said, "i need veronica blades that's right near tilden"
I said, "i know where that's at cause that's right next to my building"
I gave em the information and they went on their way
I went home, and there i slept til almost three the next day
Then someone knocked on my door, i opened up, no quit!
It was sarah with some magazines and a bag named kit
She tried to use me and seduce me and at first i wasn't with it
Then we did it and we did it and we did it and we did it
She said it was great, she said she's glad we had done it
The elevator came and danny boy was on it

This was the moment i feared...
"hey yo what the fuck's goin on here?
What you doin to my girl homeboy?"
This was the moment i feared...
"oh i just know y'all didn't just finish fuckin
I just know y'all ain't just finish fuckin"

Well he was huffin and puffin and he swung at me -- word
So i pulled out my jammy and i silenced the nerd
Then he was dead two in the head i took the cash and the visa's
She said, "don't worry about a thing just make sure nobody sees us"
We went back to her apartment, there was blow in the freezers
She said, "we're rich we're rich we can have whatever will please us"
Now i don't hang with no one who ain't good for my health
So i put the sugarhead out and i went for self
Now i was rich as i was rich i could have whatever would please me
Now i could wear real gold in front of folks that would tease me
Yah me, i'll be a new neighborhood dad
Cats'll roll up on me screamin, "yo rick my man!!"
I guess i was too fly word up i'm sorry to say
Ya see a cop rolled up on me and told me, "make my day"
I said, "relax brother," but he had proof that i had done it
Yah they had false hair on underwear with my fingerprints all on it
This was the rise and fall of my fast lane style
And i was the main event on the tv for a while
But now i'm in jail doin life and i'm scared
Some kids snuffed me cold and greased me where no one dared

This was the moment i feared...
"turn around nigga (hahahaha)
Spread your cheeks"
This was the moment i feared...
"uhh, aowwhwhwaa! stop stop! ahaowwhahaooho"