Smart

she's so small
tiny and crushed up
54 the size of a child
long pale hair
her eyes are all red
she's got skin the colour of bread

he's all bald
crusty and oozing
got six arms lips like a frog

great big hump
tiny and hunched up
he can't speak just barks like a dog
don't come outside with those freakshow eyes
don't look at me with those freakshow eyes
i'm not like you at all
don't touch me you must be crazy

i don't like the shape that you're in
the way you look reminds me of something
it's all because you're nothing like me

don't come outside with your freakshow eyes
don't look at me with those freakshow eyes
just stay inside i'll be safe
don't come outside i'll feel safe
don't visit me with your freakshow
i'm not like you at all

got an open mind just for show
got a one track mind don't i
got to go got to go but i'm easily lead
got to go got to go but i'm easily
god i'm lost inside you again
got an old desire for you
got to go got to go but i'm easily lead
i'd like to stay and get more bedhead

higher higher higher ooh ah ooh o wow
higher higher higher ooh ah ooh o wow
yes yes i think so
yes yes i think so

think i'll try to call you again
make a nice surprise don't you
got to go got to go but i'm easily lead
got to go got to go but i'm easily

made a note to leave you alone
i'm too drunk to read aren't i
got to go got to go but i'm easily lead
i'd like to stay and get more bedhead

higher higher higher ooh ah ooh o wow
higher higher higher ooh ah ooh o wow
yes yes i think so
yes yes i think so

got to go now know i must see you soon
we'll get bedhead and stay awake 'till high noon

yes yes i think so
yes yes i think so
yes yes ooh i think so
yes yes ooh i think so

throw me your matches 'cos i like to burn stuff
give me your lighter to keep me amused
kiss your fingers goodbye bye bye
i'm burning them
kiss your fingers goodbye bye bye
i'm burning
as a matter of fact they've just turned black

i think you're attractive but in a strange way
it's always exciting when you're around

kiss your bentley goodbye bye bye
i'm burning
as a matter of fact it's just turned black

pyromania

so pyrotechnician i think i love you
when will you let me join in your stunts

kiss your fingers goodbye bye bye
i'm burning them
kiss your fingers goodbye bye bye
i'm burning
as a matter of fact they've just turned black

pyromania
pyromania
pyromania
pyromania

this little creature
lives in your wardrobe
he's seen you fake it
he's seen you naked
he's been through your pockets
and sucked out your secrets
he stole all your best lines
seems just like the old times

there
he comes
she swallows

that's no lover
that's a vanity thief
that's no lover
that's a vanity thief

seen through your good shoes
rubbed off your red lips
he sits like a fatman
curled round your thin hips

he messed up your bed sheets
sucked up your secrets
he stole all your best lines
seems just like old times

there
he comes
she swallows

chorus x 2

he lives on his own
the tv's on loan
he watches old movies
he lives in a flat
the lino's all cracked
but he's got plans bingo

he sings like sinatra with more feel
plays with his pocket roulette wheel all day
and no one stopped him

he got away
waited all this time with
all this scratching around
in one place made it just in time
all this talk about luck

he's just so loaded
he's just so loaded down

he gets on a plane
he changes his name
he flies off to las vegas

he saved up for years
cashed in his fears
he always had plans bingo

he packs up his white lounge lizard suit
plenty of hairspray and a big cigar
and no one stopped him

he got away
took him 40 years
to plan his route of escape
from this place made it just in time with
all this talk about luck

he's just so loaded
he's just so loaded down

the first time he flew
watched the vegas skyline
gently melt into view
all this booze swore he just saw elvis
playing poker at dunes

he's just so loaded
he's just so loaded
he's just so loaded now