Making A Name For Myself

Hey kid where'd you get the lid
Where'd you get a lid like that
If i told you why would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that

Hey old chap where'd you get the cap
Where'd you get a cap like that
If i told you why would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that

Oh a hat is a hat
A topper is a topper and you can't top that
So if you got the bread i say
Why not spend it on something for your head

Hey herby where'd you get the derby
Where'd you get a hat like that
If i told you why would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that

Oh a hat is a hat
A topper is a topper and you can't top that
So if you got the bread i say
Why not spend it on something for your head

Hey miss let me ask you this
Where'd you get a hat like that
If i told you why would you tell me where
I could find a hat like that

Disco man dressed in white
Ladies on the left and ladies on the right
Drives a t-bar top car all around the town
Disco man sure gets around

Disco man you'll go far
Take all the pretty girls and ride 'em in your car
Take 'em uptown downtown all around the square
Disco man goes everywhere

Disco man he's so bad
What he ain't got he has had
With a t-bar top car never far away
Disco man goes all the way

Disco man dressed to the nines
Talking to the pretty girls a line at a time
Stepping up to the rhythm of the music of the band
Ishco moogalo disco man

Disco man he's so free
He's my hero yesiree
Drives a t-bar top car all around the town
Disco man sure gets around

Disco man he's so bad
What he ain't got he has had
With a t-bar top car never far away
Disco man goes all the way

Disco man he's so free
He's my hero yesiree
Drives a t-bar top car all around the town
Disco man sure gets around

Disco man he's so bad
What he ain't got he has had
With a t-bar top car never far away
Disco man goes all the way

Me and old rosie we go back a whole lot of years
We've had some laughter and we've had each other in tears
Rosie and me are somewhere between lovers and friends
I need me some cozy and i'm ringing up rosie again

Well i just got in town and it's twenty five minutes till three
But i bet a pretty that pretty girl's waiting for me
Cause she know's it's monday and monday's i always book in
I need me some cozy and i'm ringing up rosie again

Rosetta whoa oh my rosetta whoa oh oh oh
You're the one girl who's in my dreams
Me and old rosie we go back a whole lot of years
We've had some laughter and we've had each other in tears

Rosie and me are somewhere between lovers and friends
I need me some cozy and l'm ringing up rosie again
I need me some cozy and l'm ringing up rosie again
Rosetta whoa oh my rosetta whoa oh oh oh
You're the one girl who's in my dreams

Maybe you didn't do the song right child
Maybe the band played too loud
The name of the game is pleasing the crowd
And now you're crying on my shoulder
But child for crying out loud
The name of the game is pleasing the crowd
You can never make 'em all happy

You just try to keep tryin'
Your shackles and freedoms are all in your mind
So maybe you didn't do the song right child
Maybe the band played too loud
The name of the game is pleasing the crowd
The name of the game is pleasing the crowd

Well my brother-in-law and my sister sue
Live in a house and i live there too
I lock my doors and get down at night
They get drunk and fight
I sing hey would you hold it down
Some of us are trying to be happy
Some of us are trying to be happy
So hey would you hold it down

Neighbour couple two doors down the street
He's all right and she's real sweet
I lock my doors and get down at night
They get drunk and fight
I sing hey would you hold it down
Some of us are trying to be happy
Some of us are trying to be happy
So hey would you hold it down

Presidents and ambassadors
Have the power to start and stop the wars
I lock my doos and get down at night
They get drunk and we all have to fight
I sing hey would you hold it down
Some of us are trying to be happy
Some of us are trying to be happy
So hey would you hold it down

Hey won't you hold it down
Hey won't you hold it down
Hey won't you hold it down