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"look at the bargains over here, ladies..."
If i was your girlfriend
Would u remember 2 tell me all the things u forgot
When i was your man?
Hey, when i was your man
If i was your best friend
Would u let me take care of u and do all the things
That only a best friend can
Only best friends can

If i was your girlfriend
If i was your girlfriend

If i was your girlfriend
Would u let me dress u
I mean, help u pick out your clothes
Before we go out
Not that you're helpless
But sometimes, sometimes
Those are the things that bein' in love's about
If i was your one and only friend
Would u run 2 me if somebody hurt u
Even if that somebody was me?
Sometimes i trip on how happy we could be
Please

If i was your girlfriend
If i was your girlfriend

Would u let me wash your hair
Could i make u breakfast sometime
Or then, could we just hang out, i mean
Could we go 2 a movie and cry together
Cuz 2 me baby that would be so fine

If i was your girlfriend
Baby can i dress u
I mean, help u pick out your clothes
Before we go out
(if i was your girlfriend)
Listen girl, i ain't sayin you're helpless
But sometimes, sometimes
Those are the things that bein' in love's about (sugar)

Sugar do u know what i'm saying 2 u this evening? (sugar)
Maybe u think i'm being
A little self-centered (if i was your girlfriend)
But i, i said i want 2 be (sugar)
All of the things u are 2 me (sugar)
Surely, surely u can see (if i was your girlfriend)
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Is it really necessary 4 me 2 go out of the room
Just because u wanna undress?
I mean, we don't have 2 make children 2 make love
And then, we don't have 2 make love 2 have an orgasm
Your body's what i'm all about
Can i see u?
I'll show u
Why not?
U can think it's because i'm your friend i'll do it 4 u
Of course i'll undress in front of u!
And when i'm naked, what shall i do?
How can i make u see that it's cool?
Can't u just trust me?
If i was your girlfriend u could
Oh, yeah, i think so
Listen, 4 u naked i would dance a ballet
Would that get u off?
Then tell me what will!
If i was your girlfriend, would u tell me?
Would u let me see u naked then?
Would u let me give u a bath?
Would u let me tickle u so hard u'd laugh and laugh
And would u, would u let me kiss u there
You know down there where it counts
I'll do it so good i swear i'll drink every ounce
And then i'll hold u tight and hold u long
And together we'll stare into silence
And we'll try 2 imagine what it looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what, what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll try 2 imagine what silence looks like
Yeah, we'll try...

I remember when i met u, baby
U were on you're way to be wed
U were such a sexy thing
I loved the way you walked the things you said
And i was so non-chalant
I didn't want you to be mis-led
But i've gotta have u, baby
I got to have you in my bed
And you said
"but i just a virgin and i'm on my way to be wed
But you're such a hunk
So full of spunk,
I'll give you head
Til you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you're love is red
Head
Love you til you're dead
U know you're good, girl
I think you like to go down
U wouldn't have stopped
But i, i came on your wedding gown
And you said, "i must confess,
I wanna get undressed and go to bed."
With that i jammed, you fool,
U married me instead
Now morning, noon, and night
I give u
Head
Til you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til you're love is red
Head love you til you're dead
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Head, head, head, oh, head, oh
Head
Till you're burning up
Head
Til you get enough
Head
Til your love is red
Head
Love you til you're dead
Head, head, head
(ooh, baby, no)
Head, head
Ooh, head head
(u said i could)
Head
Head

I guess i shoulda known
By the way u parked your car sideways
That it wouldn't last

See you're the kinda person
That believes in makin' out once
Love 'em and leave 'em fast

I guess i must be dumb
'cuz u had a pocket full of horses
Trojan and some of them used

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say what have i got 2 lose?
And honey i say

Little red corvette
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love that's gonna last

I guess i shoulda closed my eyes
When u drove me 2 the place
Where your horses run free

'cuz i felt a little ill
When i saw all the pictures
Of the jockeys that were there before me

Believe it or not
I started to worry
I wondered if i had enough class

But it was saturday night
I guess that makes it all right
And u say, "baby, have u got enough gas?"
Oh yeah

Little red corvette
Baby you're much 2 fast, yes u r
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last

A body like yours (a body like yours)
Oughta be in jail (oughta be in jail)
'cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene
('cuz it's on the verge of bein' obscene)

Move over baby (move over baby)
Gimme the keys (gimme the keys)
I'm gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine
(i'm gonna try 2 tame your little red love machine)

Little red corvette
Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last

Little red corvette
Honey u got 2 slow down (got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette
'cuz if u don't u gonna run your
Little red corvette right in the ground

(little red corvette)
Right down 2 the ground (honey u got 2 slow down)
U, u, u got 2 slow down (little red corvette)
You're movin' much 2 fast (2 fast)
U need 2 find a love that's gonna last

Girl, u got an ass like i never seen
And the ride...
I say the ride is so smooth
U must be a limousine

Baby you're much 2 fast
Little red corvette
U need a love, u need a love that's
That's gonna last
(little red corvette)
U got 2 slow down (u got 2 slow down)
Little red corvette

'cuz if u don't, 'cuz if u don't,
U gonna run your body right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)
Right into the ground (right into the ground)

Little red corvette

(u don't understand, i ain't scared of u mutha fuckas) [kick it!]

(stir it like coffee)
The pope
(stir it like muthafuckin' coffee)
The pope
(the hell)
This is the pope

Oh, your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock 2 the bee that's the pope
Not the president with government lame

Put me on a slow movin' parlimentary hackin' bandwagon
U could put me little ass in the grave
Everytime u want it i'll be live, bring a date
I mean computer when its over press save

So u can be the president (u can be the president) [kick it]
I'd rather be the pope (rather be the pope)
(i'd rather be... so happy)
Yeah u can be the side effect (u can be the side effect)
I'd rather be the dope (rather be the dope)
(i ain't scared of u mutha fuckers) [kick it]

Call your girl named sally and u figure u were chill (chill)
Then u find out i'm the reason sally's on the pill (pill)
What am i supposed to do when the president can't get nothing passed
Find an alley, find an alley
Undress sally right in front of your ass
(well she helped me once again)

I say u can be the president (u can be the president) [kick it]
I'd rather be the pope (rather be the pope)
(i'd rather be... so help me)
Yeah u can be the side effect (u can be the side effect)
I'd rather be the dope (rather be the dope)
(fuck that)
The pope
(oh no motherfucker, not today)

Pope
U can be the president (rather be the pope)
So help me

Who's the funky drummer with the crooked little sticks (sticks)
He might have better luck if he was drummin' with his dick (dick?)
If u don't play the piccolo, why u wanna lick?
(ch-check) now check the drum solo and tell me not to kick it

(seek and destroy. it'll fuck u up)

I love the taste of unpredictable licks

A loop is a loop is a loop
A loop is a loop is a loop [fuck that]
A loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop is a loop

Your car got mags that be dippy dippy dope
But the whole damn nation got the same
Honey only flock 2 the bee that's the pope
Not the president with government lame

Put me on a slow movin' parlimentary hackin' bandwagon
U could put me little ass in the grave
Everytime u want it i'll be live, bring a date
I mean computer when its over press save

(so) so u can be the president (u can be the president) [kick it]
I'd rather be the pope (rather be the pope)
(i wanna be... so happy)
U can be the side effect (u can be the side effect)
I'd rather be the dope (u, u, u) [u can be the dope]
The pope

U can be the president (fuck that)
Rather be the pope
Baby, so help me please

Press save
I love u
Peace
(u don't understand)

I get delirious whenever you're near
Lose all self-control, baby just can't steer
Wheels get locked in place
Stupid look on my face

It comes 2 makin' a pass, pretty mama
I just can't win a race

'cuz i get delirious (delirious)
Delirious (delirious)
Delirious (delirious)

I get delirious when u hold my hand (delirious)
Body gets so weak i can hardly stand
My temperature's runnin' hot
Baby u got 2 stop

'cuz if u don't i'm gonna explode
And girl i got a lot

I get delirious (delirious) {yeah}
Delirious (delirious)
Delirious (delirious)

I get delirious whenever you're near (delirious)
Girl u gotta take control 'cuz i just can't steer
You're just 2 much 2 take
I can't stop i ain't got no brakes

Girl u gotta take me 4 a little ride up and down
In and out and around your lake

I'm delirious (delirious)
U, u, u get me delirious (delirious)
Baby, lay me down
Delirious (delirious)
The room, the room, the room is spinnin' around (delirious)
Yeah, i'm delirio, yeah, oh i'm, oh i'm (delirious)
Yeah, delirious, yeah (delirious)
It's got me in repair, everybody u gotta (delirious)
Everybody, oh lord, oh yeah, i'm delirious (delirious)
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah (delirious)
(delirious)
(delirious)
(delirious)
(delirious)
(delirious)
(delirious)

There's something about u, baby
It happens all the time
Whenever i'm around u, baby
I get a dirty mind
It doesn't matter where we are
It doesn't matter who's around
It doesn't matter
I just wanna lay ya down
In my daddy's car
It's you i really wanna drive
But you never go too far
I may not be your kind of man
I may not be your style
But honey all i wanna do
Is just love you for a little while

If you got the time
I'll give you some money
To buy a dirty mind
Don't misunderstand me
I never fool around
But honey you got me on my knees
Won't you please let me lay ya down (down, down, down, ...)

I really get a dirty mind (mind, mind, mind, ...)
Whenever you're around
It happens to me everytime (time, time, time, ...)

You just gotta let me lay ya
Gotta let me lay ya, lay ya
You just gotta let me lay ya
Gotta let me lay ya down

In my daddy's car
It's you i really wanna drive
Underneath the stars
I really get a dirty mind
Whenever you're around

I don't wanna hurt you, baby
I only want to lay you down

Club mix

Club mix

How can i put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all i wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - i'll only call u after if u say i can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - i u want 2 baby here i am (here i am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named vanessa bet (bet)
She said u told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - i'll only call u after if u say i can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - i u want 2 baby here i am (here i am)

Gett off (gett off)

1 2 3 - nah, little cutie, i ain't drinkin' (gett off)
Scope this, i was just thinkin'
U + me, what a ride
If u was thinkin' the same
We could continue outside (gett off)
Lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
Strip your dress down
Like i was strippin' a peter paul's almond joy
Lemme show u baby i'm a talented boy

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like u want somebody

Gett off (gett off)

So here we-so here we-so here we are, here we are (g-g-gett off)
In my paisley crib
Whatcha want 2 eat? "ribs"
Ha, toy, i don't serve ribs...
U better be happy that dress is still on
I heard the rip when u sat down

Honey them hips is gone
That's alright, i clock 'em that way
Remind me of something james used to say...

"i like 'em fat"
"i like 'em proud"
"ya gotta have a mother for me"

Now move your big ass 'round this way
So i can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And i'm the big dipper

(kick it)

(gett off)

(gett off)

How can i put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (gett off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that u ain't been gettin' served (gett off)
They say that u ain't u know what
In baby who knows how long (gett off)
It's hard 4 me 2 say what's right
When all i wanna do is wrong

Gett off - 23 positions in a 1 night stand
Gett off - i'll only call u after if u say i can
Gett off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Gett off - i u want 2 baby here i am

Come on

Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off
Gett off

Yo man
What?
She came
Where?
There!
Oh!
In a word or 2 - it's u i wanna do
No not cha body, yo mind u fool

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

We're all alone in a villa on the rivera
That's in france on the south side
In case u cared
Out of all yo friends i wanna be the closest
That's why i tell u things
So u'll be the mostest
When it comes 2 life, 2 be this man's wife
U got 2 be well educated on the subject of fights
I mean prevention of
In other words - its r.e.a.l meaning of this thing called love
Are u up on this?
If so, then u can get up off hug and a kiss

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

We need 2 talk about things
Tell me what cha do, tell me what cha eat
I might cook 4 u
See it really don't matter cuz it's all about me and u
Ain't no one else around
I'm even with the blindfold, gagged and bound
I don't mind
See this ain't about sex
It's all about love being in charge of this life
And the next...
Why all the cosmic talk?
I just want u smarter than i'll ever be
When we take that walk

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Horns stand please...

I like it, i like it

U seem perplexed i haven't taken u yet
Can't u see i'm harder than a man can get
I got wet dreams comin' out of my ears
I get hard if the wind blows your cologne near me
But i can take it, cuz i want the whole nine
This ain't about the body, it's about the mind

Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker

Tommy barbarella in the house
Scrub the dishes

Come here tommy, yeah

Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy

Levi, levi, fly

[ooh man, let's give 'em some more good shit]

I like it, i like it

Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass

Guard your folks and get your daughter
(sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
The sexy motherfucker's so fine i could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 5'8"
(sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
Packing an ass as tight as a grape
I want to spit some game but i said to myself
Hmmm...just conversate (yeah!)
(sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
Cuz i'm usually quite the calm one (come on!)
You never found me out prowling boy
I'm just havin' fun
(sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass)
But i'm happy 2 change my state of mind for this behind
I bet that if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine


Sexy motherfucker
That would make shakin' that ass
4 one sexy motherfucker shakin' this place shakin' that ass
Shakin' that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass

U sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker

U sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker

I'm not a woman
I'm not a man
I am something that you'll never understand

I'll never beat u
I'll never lie
And if you're evil i'll forgive u by and by

U - i would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - i would die 4 u

I'm not your lover
I'm not your friend
I am something that you'll never comprehend

No need 2 worry
No need 2 cry
I'm your messiah and you're the reason why

'cuz u - i would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - i would die 4 u

You're just a sinner i am told
Be your fire when you're cold
Make u happy when you're sad
Make u good when u are bad

I'm not a human
I am a dove
I'm your conscious
I am love
All i really need is 2 know that
U believe

Yeah, i would die 4 u, yeah
Darling if u want me 2
U - i would die 4 u

Yeah, say one more time

U - i would die 4 u
Darling if u want me 2
U - i would die 4 u
2 3 4 u

I would die 4 u
I would die 4 u
U - i would die 4 u
U - i would die 4 u