Trompe Le Monde

In the sleepy west of the woody east
Is a valley full full o pioneer
We're not just kids to say the least
We got ideas to us that's dear
Like capitalist like communist
Like lots of things you've heard about
And redneckers they get us pissed
And stupid stuff it makes us shout
Oh dance with me oh don't be shy
Oh kiss me cunt and kiss me cock
Oh kiss the world oh kiss the sky
Oh kiss my ass oh let it rock
Of the April birds and the May bee
Oh baby
University
Of Massachusetts please
And here's the last five
It's educational
It's educational
It's educational
It's educational
It's educational

Pioneer of aerodynamics
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
They thought he was real smart alec
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
He thought big they called it a phallic
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
They didn't know he was panoramic
Little eiffel stands in the archway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
Keeping low doesn't make no sense
Sometimes people can be oh so dense
They didn't want it but he built it anyway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
Little eiffel stands in the archway
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
Keeping low don't make sense
Keeping low doesn't make no-sense
(little eiffel, little eiffel)
Little eiffel stands in the archway
Oh alexander i see you beneath
The archway of aerodynamics.

One fine day in my odd past
I picked me up a transmission
I turned the fission ignition
Went looking for the broadcaster
And when i first touched some ground
They simply told me leave
Was kind of hard to believe
'cause there was not one around
This ain't the planet sound
This ain't the planet sound
This ain't the planet sound
This ain't the planet sound
I had a talented wine
That land o' classical gas
And on the planet of glass
They sent me skipping through time
Igot to somewhere renowned
For it's canals and color of red
And lots of guys who shook their heads
Rhythmically to resound
This ain't the planet of sound
This ain't the planet of sound
This ain't the planet of sound
This ain't the planet of sound
This ain't no rock and roll town
This ain't no fuckin' around
This ain't no planet of sound
I met a guy in a rover
He said its one more over
Its just there where your bound
This ain't the planet of sound
This ain't the planet of sound
This ain't the planet of sound
This ain't the planet of sound.